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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

by Office Drone #695 September 20, 2019


Stay out of politics and religion

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!

Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024


Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

by blubblubgoesthefishy March 29, 2017


Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 14, 2022


Quail Bipartisan Politics

It’s a themed restaurant.

Have you been to Quail Bipartisan Politics? Shits fire.

by West Bank Big Wank June 4, 2021


Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 14, 2024


Hypnotic Politics

A Behind the Scenes or not visually present Faction or influence representing hidden motives of Church & State with the ability of persuasion in the House of Representatives & state department.

The new Bill strangely posed an excepted majority of votes from what I call the Rhelm of Hypnotic Politics.

by Abbynhacked March 4, 2021