Beet Red

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.

I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"

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Red Head

-most amazing in bed, will give you the ride of your life

-very freaky in many good ways

-unique

-gets a long of a lot of different people

-stands out in a crowd

Jon: Hey Steve you never will believe what happened last night.
Steve:What man?
Jon:I experienced my first red head!
Steve: Man, your so lucky, I hear there the best in bed!!!
Jon: Oh heck yes they are!!!!!

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Red neck

A glorious absence of sophistication (Part time or full time)

if you've ever taken a six pack of beer to a funeral you might be a red neck

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Red Death

A drink containing
1 oz vodka
1 oz Southern Comfort®
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz sloe gin
dash of Lime juice
3 oz orange juice

I got smashed after I drank too many red death's.

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red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

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Red Bird

The female version of the Spider-Man.

While on her period the female pulls bloody discharge from her vagina and flings it in the face of the male while cawing.

Girl: I caught my boyfriend cheating on me last week so I hit him with that red bird.

Girls friend: damn your sick bitch!

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Chode Red

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.

Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P

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