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The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.
<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
When your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean Subway?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
When one has sexual relations with someone who is not their blood relative but still seen as family
Tom: you hang with Jessica a lot. When you finna pipe.
Jerry: bro wtf! She like a sister to me that’s that second degree incest
It's a time where America really started to compete with other countries in order to become more powerful. It is also where America started to get towns like Oil City and the western part of the United States.
Donald Trump didn't make America great again. The second industrial revolution did.
Second floor CAM is a place where one goes to dread in study, but is rather placed in the midst of the subversion of University life, where the menial task of not living is undermined by the youth struggling to break free from it's role as the university student, struggling to let it's chaos shout out to an empty sky and to embrace life authentically with all it's own subjectivity, it's passions, and it's dreams
STEM kid: Hey you wanna go to second floor CAM to study?
Engineer Ghoul: Nah it's a place for bewildering hooligans to run amok in the holy place of study, I'm trying to achieve a 4.0 so I can live my dreams tomorrow
STEM kid: Ah, you're right as always my superior, let's go somewhere else to spend our time studying.
That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.
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