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A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
Rich (bands worth more than ur life) tall n sexy (you wanna be them) steals all the ebitches (
Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!
When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!
"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"
To do something swiftly, quickly, or excellently. Also "To Do".
Damn dawg. She just Ski Dooped that job like a pro.