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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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When you lick your hand and cover it with saliva and stick inside someone's ass and then continues to slap it while cumming on their hand in which she makes gulping sounds, in which it has to be done to either a white boy or an Asian boy.
Ex. Hey! Let's do a Slip - Sloppity!
Some Asian/White Kid - Yea sure!
Slipped the dill, The act of one losing his hold as he is fucking his woman from behind, causing him to break his dick as it accidentally dry inserts into his woman ass.
Johnny screamed in agony as he slipped the dillwhile having sex with Janice.
4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
When you let out a piece of sensitive, or personal information by accident. Like a Freudian slip, but with something in the real world. For example, opening your goon folder on stream, or opening your photo album in public and another person sees something really weird only you or your friends get/like.
You sitting on the bus
Your phone getting a notification and Siri reading it out:
"Your order FYJENNICC HT-V5 Chastity Cage | Lightweight Cock Cage | Resin Chastity Devices | Male Chastity Cage | Adult Sex Toy for Men | Click&Locked Key | 5 Sizes Rings Included has arrived"
You later that evening talking to your friend:
"Yeah, I was on the bus earlier today and had a Vaushian Slip, thankfully no one heard it"
When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.
"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"