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When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Piciu Tax
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)
Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.
Use Case: Roby experienced a noticeable decline in his ability to focus and solve problems after spending an afternoon with his friend Piciu. "Sorry I can't help you with that right now, I had to pay the Piciu Tax so I am lucky I can still read warning labels."
CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
Someone likes you enough to deal with your weird bullshit, like Kai allows Fanum to just keep taking food.
You're so Fanum Tax!
Fanum Tax means stealing/taking a bite of someone else's food. This term was used when a twitch streamer called Fanum joined a streaming group called AMP. The term was used when he "taxes" other members when they eat food.
Nick Gurrs: Bro someone stole my tacobell last night
Ben Dover: Get Fanum Taxxed lmaooo