a purity test created by rice university. yes. im actually being legit. the rice purity test is to test how oure you are, if you have 100. you are very pure and if you get a 0 you are the unholiest of unholy people. i got 100. im not joking.
hey! did you hear? dante from class 4e got a 28 on the rice purity test!
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The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.
Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
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When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.
This asshole in the back keeps acting up, he's gonna get called for a Hollywood Screen Test.
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A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.
I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
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A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.
both are characters from inanimate insanity , my otp
fan and test tube are my otp
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When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.
I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!
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