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A "canadian goouche" is a person who wears extreme winter gears during non-winter conditions.
It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.
Example 1
Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.
Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?
Example2:
Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!
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When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.
Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!
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The act of covering your penis with maple syrup and having your significant other suck it off.
Josh: Hey Riley, how'd your date go last night?
Riley: Awesome, she told me she was from Canada so I gave her a Canadian Lollipop.
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Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.
"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."
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A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.
"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
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totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse
- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?
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a dick often extremly small and square
Guy 1: Oh my god Jack has such a canadian dick
Guy 2: Yah thats killer!
Jack: YOU GUYS ARE ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!
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