Ham and Cheese

A loaded gun.

Dont fuck with that fool cause he got that ham and cheese.

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Honeysuckle Ham

Waiting till your girl or Thot is sucking your engorged knob balls deep down her throat and jamming your finger in her ass without warning.

I have Rachel the Ole Honeysuckle Ham last night. You should have heard her gasping for air.

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Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....

"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."

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Go ham

To go H.A.M. means to Go home and masturbate.

Guy: dude I can't wait to go ham

Other dude: haha same, you gonna beat your meat to Christy?

Guy: yeah

The other dude: haha same.

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ham banana

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

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Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

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piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.

"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"

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