mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

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mother-fathered

When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.

Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.

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Animal Mother

And old American slang term for a person with a natural talent for communicating with and caring for animals. The term was popularized in the naming of Adam Baldwin's character in 1987's "Full Metal Jacket" film in which the M60 machine gunner looked after and inspired the men of his squad to always seek victory over all else.

No matter how mean she is to her pets, those animals always followed her around anyways. That little girl is a real animal mother.

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your mother

Your Mother is the meaningless and effortless insult for the 'classy' kind of person
'Your Mother' can be used rather than using such low-browed expressions as 'ya mum' or 'yo momma'

person 1: hahaha OWNED! i slash on your face! woo hoo golden shower! lol!
person 2: ya mum
person 1: no, your mother

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mother fucked

To get completely beaten by someone in any activity or way

Damn, John really mother fucked Eric in that game of pool!

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Mother Fluffer

a substitute for mother fucker.

pretty much the pussy way of talking smack.

Bob: ur gay

Fred: what did you say mother fluffer?

Bob: woah, ur too hard core for me.

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Mother fucker

When you talk to your sister's boyfriend, or just your dad, or even you!!!!

"fuck, that mother fucker won't leave me the fuck alone!"

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