snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

snake medicine

Another term for alchohol

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine

Snake in the Barbie

1. A problem waiting to happen.
2. A sudden and threatening development.
3. The BBQ food was not good or what was expected.
(Barbie refers to BBQ)

That’s a snake in a/the barbie!
I fkn knew there was a snake in the barbie
You're a bloody snake in the barbie

Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.

The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.

Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.

"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."

snake gang

snake gang = a bunch of cunts coming from Brittnau (Canton of Aargau, Switzerland) calling themselves the "snake gang" cus they once walked in a curvy, snake-like line when they were high af.

ZzzzZz! snake gang!