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Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period
Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period!
Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !
An immortal creature which only drinks blood and burn under the sun but they dont burn if they have their daylight ring on (vamps from the vampire diaries)
-hey look, thats katherine pierce, shehas been a vampire formore then 500 years
damon
stefan
elijah
kol
rebekah
caroline
katherine/katerina
nadia
elena (not for long)
mikael
enzo
finn
paige (i think)
lexi
silias
amara
after an original vampire/hybrid dies the vampires that they have turned die after 1 hour
A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
A girl with braces who gives blowjobs, typically between the ages of 16 and 20.
Tom: Dude, Stacy is such a vampire, best fluid sucker I know.
Stan: I know, she drained me too.
Something that never dies
'' Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!''