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Someone that consumes a lot of alcohol and is considered an alcoholic.
Look at him over there getting wasted. Yeah that guy is an oil can.
why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼
When someone takes a shit, but shoves it right back when it exits the rectum. The log of shit will eventually melt in your hand, as to create a puddle of shit.
-Michael saw a japanese porn where they performed the Dirty Oil spill! He got sick after.
Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
A magical elixir of eternal youth that will keep you young for 40 years. Best drunken, not smeared
Ciara: What do you use to keep your youthful appearance ?
Neil: Oil of O’vodka
When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"
BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.