It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

Getting Tornadoed

Snorting speed while getting blown by a mime.

Man I can’t wait to be getting tornadoed at tonight’s holloween party.

get fucking gotted

when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself

marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted

Getting head but the girl farted

Attempting to pursue a woman but in the long run getting rejected or pushed away

getting head but the girl farted I’m sad man I thought she liked me but she rejected me

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.

getting enveloped

Putting your penis between a person buttcheeks

"Hey, want to try getting enveloped? "
"Sure!"

get that up ya gingerheap

An Australian slang expression that has a similar meaning to get a dog up ya though refers to the ginger colour of some people pubic hair and labels this a a heap.

Can also refer to getting a drink "in ta ya" as quick as possible or is a crass way of referring of the insertion of a male organ, sex toy, vegetable, 44 gallon drum or large log into any orifice of either a female or male member of the mammalian family.

example 1:
honest singlet wearing aussie bloke 1: Geeeeez, I haven't had a drink 'n hours!!!
honest singlet wearing aussie bloke 2: yea, well get that up ya gingerheap!!! (handing bloke 1 a beer)

example 2 (slight grammatical modification):
polite upper middle class Sydney side female: What in gods name do you call this?
honest singlet wearing aussie bloke: What ever turns you on babe, just keep talking and ya'll get it up ya gingerheap.