Random
Source Code

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show โ€œSouth Parkโ€

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022


I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.

Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!

by Derek Elston's beard... February 9, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

22๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž