Sleep U

A 20 defense pure on a MMO game called RuneScape. He can't tank for longer then 30 seconds and loves the show EastEnders. He is also in love with someone by the name of PvP.

Dude don't keep flirting with him, you'll become a Sleep U.

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U R

the best comeback when some1 calles u a name.

guy1> omg u fucking fagget
guy2> U R
guy1> gaping.

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U-bonics

Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neck for Ebonics.

bubba: Who was dat on da fone?
htrn: Dunno.
bubba: Whad ey say?
htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.

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U-boat

A long and sturdy albeit plastic turd that bends in a U plugging the toilet when the moment off truth arrives.

Man I had to swab the deck after U-boat 7:17 left the dock.

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U-Dick

1.U-Dick is forUrban Dictionary Official Slang Name
2.A u-dick is a book, a magazine or a newspaper full of sex craps
3. A u-dick is also a Urban Dick: a dickhead who shall never have the great joy of sipping the fresh pussy of a topass cowgirl in the shade of the Brentwood.Massassushets river tree

1.Abwoat:
"What a shame! U.Dick is overruled by the shaïntantologists devil's shit fuckers! They owned us! They owned us!Right in the fuck!"
Coastello:
"What the fuck is the fuss?You write, they publish, they owned yu twice as one you consucker!

2.(introducing Chuck Brown Junior) Abwoat:
"Say have yu seen that mudafuck'Chuck B.Junior lately Coasty? The dude seems to have vanished from the scene, doesn't he? We were supposed to go to Brentwood. Massassushets early tomorrow"
Coastello:
"That u.dick sure won't show up, he never did, always said him never get to the country, said him only like pussies from the block"

3. Abwoat:
"Say Coasty where is my Brentwood New Observer?"
Coastello:
"That u-dick full of sex craps?!? They fucking advertise on G.M.O in there!Have a look in the shitroom..."
"Shit on me I know, them bloody liars, but my 'pa is writing poetry in it."

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u-boat

Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry

"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"

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U bang it

to make a "U" turn

"we went the wrong way, so U bang it."

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