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onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 07, 2014


Butt Onion

A butt onion is someone that absolutely sucks

Man Jacob’s a Butt Onion

by $@muraibeñdy January 28, 2021


Caramel Onion

Something which seems to be good at first, like a caramel onion at first appearing like as a caramel apple, which then turns out to be bad or disappointing when you engage with it, like when you bite into a caramel onion and find out that it is not, in fact, a caramel apple.

Diablo IV is a caramel onion.

Not sleeping for 34 hours straight is a caramel onion.

by ars blasta December 27, 2023


spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017


stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016


cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

by CHARLIE JONES August 14, 2006


onion

a really annoying/ flab person who is super lame, but cool at the same tkme

omg Hanna you are SUCH a onion😂😂
lmao u onion
only onions know...

by JOLLLEENNN June 13, 2017