we can

What your math teacher says before giving a lecture.

Mrs.K said we can do this and we can do that to the whole class for half an hour.

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Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

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shit-canned

to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.

Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.

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Shit Canned

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

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can duster

the act of sexual performance with 3 or more foreign girls using a feather duster

"hey babe wanna can dust me?"

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Can of beans

A group of at least 36 Mexicans in a single group

Guy 1. Hey do you see that can of beans over there?
Guy 2. What?
Guy 1. The group of Mexicans over there that’s a can of beans
Guy 2. I’m going to beat you with a fish

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no can do

An artform. practised mostly by cowards or weaklings. The art of running away from trouble or doing nothin.

I hope that gang doesn't start on us cuz im an expert in no can do.

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