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What your math teacher says before giving a lecture.
Mrs.K said we can do this and we can do that to the whole class for half an hour.
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A derogatory term used to describe the shape of a penis that is wider than it is long.
"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.
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A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.
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to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.
Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.
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Usually a way to say someone is fired.
But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.
Those people in the WTC got shit canned.
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A group of at least 36 Mexicans in a single group
Guy 1. Hey do you see that can of beans over there?
Guy 2. What?
Guy 1. The group of Mexicans over there that’s a can of beans
Guy 2. I’m going to beat you with a fish
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the act of sexual performance with 3 or more foreign girls using a feather duster
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