an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
Can be used as an adjective or verb when describing someone who is acting like a Jeff.
"You're acting like such a Jeff"
"That is just so Jeff of you"
"Can you please stop eating my Jeffing doughnuts"
Jeff is old and grouchy, likes dogs but that’s about it.
Jeff is old.
An abusive father who hates his wife and his son. Cheats on his wife and takes money from his “family”
The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.
Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”
Is gay.
“Damn bro! shes like 10. You’re such a Jeff!”
“Ew, you’re so gay. Dont be a jeff.”
Bestest singer you ever heard very very very handsome. Steals yo mans and womanzz.
Gosh Jeff is a good singer. I wish I could be like Jeff how handsome