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A girl who is amazing, she is your night and day. she is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. she is a woman you would fallow to the depth of hell or the highest of heavens. She is amazing, gorgeous, beautiful and funny. There is no such thing as a perfect person but she's perfect for you.
Alexis you're the perfect girlfriend for me love roy
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Doesn't exist.
"I'm waiting for the perfect man."
"Girl, please."
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when some one just has it good.
everyone loves them.
they have a really nice life.
good clothes, great house, a good bf/gf, no one bitches at them, no one threatens them or stalks them, they just have it really good...
ahh that chick just has it...perfect boyfriend, great parents & family, no stalkers,...yeah. I WISH MY LIFE WAS LIKE THAT!!
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An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.
Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.
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When a combination of events causes an amazing, unforgettable night.
Ben: "Dude, 30's of Busch were on sale, so we got two!"
Josh: "I just met some thoroughbred dime-pieces outside, and they wanna party with us tonight!"
Noah: "There's no cover charge at the bar tonight!"
Tim: "...It's the perfect storm."
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A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock
Holy shit well look at that cock
It looks like a banana
Psh it’s the perfect cock
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The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.
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