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When a woman gets pregnant when there is really now way she "should" have been able to... ie, she was obviously cheating.
This seems like something that would happen more in Alabama than in other areas.
- When a woman's husband comes home from a year overseas to find his wife 6 months pregnant! That's the Alabaman Abracadabra!
- When a white woman with a white husband has a clearly black or latino child. AKA, The Jerry Springer...That's the Alabama Abracadabra!
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The act of thrusting ones arm into a man or women's ass hole, once in the male/female pushes out explosive diarrhea which builds up and/or leaks out until the man or women pulls their fist out of the anus creating a blast of liquid shit.
"As Mark pulled his fist out Jordan's anal cavity liquid shit spewed all over Marks face, thus creating an Alabama arm cannon."
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When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.
Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.
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Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes
Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad
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1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.
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The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
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After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.
Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her