Dutch Bun in the Oven

Similar to a Dutch Oven, in which one farts under the bed covers and traps a person underneath said covers, forcing them to sniff your vile ass fumes.

With a Dutch Bun in the Oven, you actually have a length of turd hanging out of your asshole, thereby adding potency and immediacy to the oven.

A Dutch Oven shart.

I almost made my girl puke this morning when I trapped her under the covers and sharted out half a turd, screaming DUTCH BUN IN THE OVEN!!!

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hot dog with a bun

an uncircumcised penis. (more fun than some people would assume it is)

Daughter 1: "Everything's going fine.. it's just... i think he might have a hot dog with a bun..."
Mom: "...Are you having a picnic?"
Daughter 2: "Mom, no, uncircumcised is back in."
Daughter 3: "You know that guy i dated before Derek, he had a.. hm. and i preferred it, because it was so much more dramatic when it finally made its apperance, you were like, 'whooOOOAAAAaaa!'"

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meat to bun ratio

basically, you have this sandwich, and this really giant ass bun. and when your sandwich is all bun it sucks, so you gotta make sure you have enough meat so your meat to bun ratio works.

those new thin hamburger buns allow for excellent meat to bun ratio

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burger out of the bun

Large floppy labia that hang "out of the bun". Like a hamburger that has meat patties that hang outside. The opposite is burger in the bun.

Once I took her panties off I realized she had "burger out of the bun".

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Prison honey bun

When a honey bun is left on your bed

You will later be raped by your cell mate

Honey bun prison honey bun

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toast your buns

To have sex

I want to toast your buns later.

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Mop those buns

To Fuck A Bitch For A Long Period Of Time.

I wanna fuck Sarah, im going to mop those buns.

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