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Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.
"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"
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When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."
Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"
Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
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the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.
used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.
also known as the 'fuck you button'
"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"
"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."
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Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.
Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.
Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.
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A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.
Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)
That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.
I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.
Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.
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The worst of the worst; the very bottom of the barrel.
"AOL is the big, stinky open asshole of the ISP world."
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a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think
b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think
c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.
He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.
"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
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