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When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!
She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!
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A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.
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Something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.
dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega Insta-boner
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An erection achieved through no sexual arousal, but through a moment of triumph. This boner will often be taken care of by a lady with a wet victory vagina
Bill screwed Jane in the ass with his victory boner after throwing that last touchdown pass.
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A problem when you are wrestling in a singlet and the friction causes you to become erect. Can sometime be prevented by jacking off before a match.
Dang man, last match I got a wrestling boner!
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A bus boner is a medical condition which affects only males. It is an erection which typically occurs while riding a bus,hence the name bus boner. It can also happen while riding a car or van. Although the erection can happen at any time during the ride, it usually takes place while the individual is reaching his stop. This often causes nervousness in the individual due to the fear of his boner being spotted while getting off the vehicle. People suffering of this condition are adviced to wear big shirts or sweaters. Hoodies are the best choice due to the pocket factor. Placing the penis in a vertical position is another, yet risky option.
I'm afraid of falling asleep on the bus and getting a bus boner.
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