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Math questions that leverage on the coronavirus pandemic—lockdowns, infections, deaths, face masks, social distancing measures, stimulus packages, tax rebates, rent reliefs, vaccines, and the like—to hone students’ problem-solving or guesstimation skills.
Two Covid-19 math questions are:
1. After parking their cars, 317 Trump supporters took a bus instead of walked to the rally. Each bus can hold 28 passengers. How many buses were needed to ferry them?
2. Eric and Don each have a certain number of face masks. If Eric gave Don five masks, Don would have twice as many masks as him. If Don gave five masks to Eric, they each would have the same number of masks. How many face masks does each brother have? Answer: Eric: 25, Don: 35.
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A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.
COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.
It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water
12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.
12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.
12: Amen.
What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia
Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health
A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.
My friend and I are both COVID Positive, so we can only go to a COVID Positive party.
definition: bored and dumb when covid is a thing. for those of you reading this in the future, IM REALLY BORED PLEASE HELP ME!!
definition: me during covid
example:
random person: whats up
me: it's magically delicious
random: what's wrong with you?
me: anything and everything
random: oh...
me: ...
random: I'm just gonna leave
me: can i get a HOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.
As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."