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A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.
A Maintenance of America manager.
That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.
Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.
Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.
A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects
Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"
A person who is not perceptive or aware of how overly stylish they are trying to be.
I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.
A DoucheBag is a person who makes shit up and blames it on you.
For example "Luciano is a douchebag because he made a romour that I was a pedophile"
A member and/or persons assigned to the rescue company, the rescue, or the SQUAD. Commonly found sitting around the table Monday morning quarterbacking a call he was not on duty for and/or did not respond to. Including but not limited to structure fires, vehicle accidents with
persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
Probationer - “Why is Chad being such a douchebag?”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company”
Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.
Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.