Dry Bones

a turt that go skert

Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana

Dry Canyon

A woman's sexual orifice that has not been used in a while, and therefore becomes dry and dusty.

"Don't go near Lily's pussy, I hear she's got a real dry canyon!"

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Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

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bopping dry

Sticking it in without lube

Thanks for dropping by and bopping dry, dude, I know you're in a hurry.

Dry Camping

Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.

Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.

Dry wheel

An individual who flirts and attempts to pick up females, with the individual not consuming alcohol in the entire process.

"Yo bro let's get plastered tonight at the club and pick up some chicks."
"idk bro that dry wheeling asshole is there, we gon have us some real competition."

Dry Bowling

To drop a turd in a completely dry toilet. Often this requires turning off the water and the use of a plunger. The goal is make a turd that will smell really bad and for a long period of time. Dry Bowls can also attract flies.

Oliver bragged about the 49ers losing the Super Bowl so I got him back by Dry Bowling his toilet.