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Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

by Matthewtn99 November 26, 2017


Florida

A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive

I'm stuck in Florida... Help me

by IntergalactalEnergy April 07, 2023


Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.

Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep

by Agro_smack November 14, 2019


Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.

Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020


Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut March 01, 2020


Florida

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022


Florida

Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.

So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.

Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.

You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.

So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)

You wont regret coming to Florida. :)

by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019