America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs
No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.
A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive
I'm stuck in Florida... Help me
A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep
A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.
Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"
A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things
Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement
Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
You wont regret coming to Florida. :)