that don't fly

No way or Hell No
Also can mean "Oh No you Di'int" or that's not cool

Hey girl hey, that don't fly!

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Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

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Flying Cow

A Cow that fleis through the world with a silver foot as it's guide. It has no mother or father as it was a clone made from the poop of another cow. He sometimes fights the evil squirrels of Gogo Bootopolis. He is the leader of a major religion (Cowism maybe you have heard of it).

WORSHIP THE COw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."

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fly solo

To masturbate, specifically in private with no company.

I don't fly solo as long as Cindy is around.

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Flying Biscuit

When a guy and girl are 69ing but they are standing up and the guy is holding the girl so she's upside down - almost like she's flying. then she farts in his face but he can't move or let go b/c he'll drop her on her head...

Shirley, I really hope I don't give Bob a flying biscuit again like I did last night."

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Flying Manning

The Flying Manning is a gay sex position best described as a cowboy with the rider flapping their extended arms and screaming "I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING"

S.C: So how was the lift home last night?
A.B: Terrible, he gave me The Flying Manning

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