Golden Shower

peeing on someone

R. Kelly gavce a golden shower to a 12 year old girl

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golden oreo

This is when any person urinates on one's asshole

This can be multiple times or a single event

Evan Jewett loves a golden oreo

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Golden Ass

Female coworker who cannot be criticized because other men worship her ass. Because of the virtues of her ass she is able to do whatever she wants and is quickly promoted through the ranks. Employees who cross her, even if they are originally of a higher rank, will soon find themselves unemployed.

"She never does anything, just goes to the back and talks about music with the boss." -- Employee One

"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two

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golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex

"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"

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Golden Sunrise

The event in which an individual is awoken by the sound, smell, taste, or feeling of being pissed on.

Primarily received by (but not limited to) unsuspecting or unwilling individuals.

Most commonly delivered by an individual but there have been rare occurrences in which multiple people simultaneously contribute.

J - "I drank damn near two liters of cheap tequila last night and woke up feeling like deep fried dog shit"

R - "You think that's bad? I got so drunk I blacked out, woke up to a Golden Sunrise..."

J - "Golden Sunrise??"

R - "Yeah, Basically that prick Kyle, his sister Stacy, even his damn Chihuahua gave me a golden shower..... AS A WAKE UP!"

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Golden Rainbow

golden rainbow; noun; When two members of the male gender, typically of similar height, stand back-to-back and urinate in opposite directions.

“Hey man, I’m super high right now.”
“Yeah, man, me too.”
“You wanna get naked and make a golden rainbow?”
“I don’t know what that means but alright.”

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The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

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