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A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
When you go more than 5 days without showering
Guy 1: Bro you smell. are you hobo-like?
Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.
Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.
Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!
A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group
Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him
A homeless person capable of hustling other homeless for food, warmth, shelter etc.
Did you see the way that homeless guy took that guys sleeping bag? Such a power hobo.
Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.
The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.