Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )

I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.

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educated horses

Name of Rob Zombie's new album... I really don't know what the hell it means though.

I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?

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iron horse

An elderly person who is quite strong and hardy for his/her age.

My neighbor is an 81-year-old iron horse who mows his lawn and carries heavy loads up and down the stairs.

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horse shoe

when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.

I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job

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horse apple

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.

- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple

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horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

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Whore horse

Generally this is very rare, but you'll know you've came acrosss a Whore horse when your partner resembles a Horse. These Whore horse's often gallups from partner to partner fucking there brains out while still in a relationship.

That whore horse cheated on me!

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