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When having sex with a girl (or guy) doggy style, picking your partner up by the legs and shoving their face into the floor.
Karen was enjoying the sex until the unexpected Jacob's Plow at the end.
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The hottest designer ever! yes his clothes are highly expensive but they are the best of quality! also his bags are hottass! and shoes are beyond believable how sexxy they are... i dont know what i would do without Marc. his cheaper line is marc by marc jacobs which is still very expensive but the pieces are sold worldwide and are not as exclusive as the marc jacobs runway pieces. all in all marc is amazing!
check out my hot new marc jacobs flats they match the ruffled skirt i have and the dolce jacket...it would make the hottest outfit
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A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
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a badass motha fucka who has game and a wierd sence of humor with a little charm.
hey did u see dat foul he's a jacob cisneros
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aka Jacob Lohr is a Business Owner/Actor/Rapper/Fragrance and Clothing designer who is considered by many as the best white battle rapper ever next to Eminem. He emerges from Ozark,Mo and Tulsa, Ok. He's scored points by staying true to his race and own clothing style and slang. He gained a major popularity in the North Side Tulsa Projects as he became a regular on the hip-hop battle scene and earned his respect in the streets for being honest and creative to make himself accepted in the Urban Black community. His material is clearly never pre-written and his ability to remember word for word what his opponents say about him became a known part of his skill. The Tulsa Hip Hop Shop is always packed when he is scheduled to battle against rival emcees. People come just to hear his flow and hardcore lines. Jacob is the best friend of Actor, Rapper, Model Sam Sarpong. Jacob is going to be working in 6 up and comming films. As of November 1,2010 he has started work with his group the Mid West Boyz on their debut album wich has appearances from Nick Cannon, Nappy Roots, Field Mob, Marcus., ciara, and tech 9 to name a few. When completed they will set off on a national tour to promote the Album. Jacob owns his own indie label with distribution through Nick Cannons label.
" I never gave a fuck what black America thought of me. I just wanted to rap. My mentality is like this...I am harder than you and I have been through more than you. You're not going to get the best of me, yet alone beat me" Jacob The Prophet on his career and battles
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the player in a game of Call of Duty Black Ops Nazi Zombies with the most downs
Ryan, Steven and I were playing Zombies last night and steven was Pulling a Jacob with 35 downs in a single game.
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A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.
Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob.
Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?
Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.
Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?
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