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This is a fetish which involves individuals licking the sweat out of others' armpits. Participants usually engage in physically demanding sex before having a sweaty mary. It is uncommon for a female to do this to another female. If a male is getting a sweaty mary done to him and he is skinny, he may hold his body in a position to force his armpits into a bowl shape.
Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!
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when a grupe of men all stand in a circle masterbating onto a marie biscuits and the last person to ejaculate has to eat the "soggy marie"
"lets all go play soggy marie"
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during the act of being t-bagged, the person being t-bagged bites the scrotum off the t-bagger leaving a bloody mess.
Nunes pulled a mary's balls on taylor while he was getting t-bagged.
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A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.
Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.
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a slang term for marujuana.
other variations...
mary j
mary jane
mary jee
mary juana
mary jay
Im in need of some mary joanna
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An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.
Bar close after a long night of flirting and heavy grinding...
Girl: "I'm headed home now."
Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
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Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.
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The gorgeous vixen that sits the summit of Mt. Sexiness.
She is gorgeous, kind, stimulating and has a voice that could charm ice away from Antartica.
Ann Marie is so beautiful that her image is used to distract entire armies in battle and she is therefore considered the most prized implement of weapons of mass destruction.
She is desired by many, men and women, and the cause of horrendous jealousy among those that know they can never compare to her.
She has gorgeous green eyes, beautiful long dark hair, a killer smile, a body of a goddess and her laugh will cause chills to gallop through your soul.
Male 1: (speaking into a cell phone)"OMG, I am a dead man!"
Male 2: "What's wrong dude?"
Male 1: "Jesna just caught me looking at Ann Marie and she knows no man can resist Ann Marie. She's coming this way with an axe! Tell the hospital to prep for surgery to re-attach a penis and my cranium!"
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