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swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.
hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones
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Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.
For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca
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There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.
That girl gave herself an Icey Mike, I'm never touching her again!
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1. A word used to describe a person as a buffoon or neanderthal. 2. A person with an IQ under 40. 3. A person who can't go ten seconds without saying "football team". 4. A coach who leads his team to failure at the end of the season. 5. A person who's head is stuck in his/her ass for the remainder of his/her lifetime.
After using both of my challenges in the first 3 minutes and running a WR option down by less than a touchdown near the end of the 4th quarter, I realized I was suffering from Mike Tice syndrome.
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Bassist and main vocalist for the freakin' awesome punk band NOFX. Owns a record label called Fat Wreck Chords, www.punkvoter.com, and hates George Bush and the American government with a passion (good for him! ^^ )
Listen to one of their cd's for an example.. o.O
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Drummer and back-up vocalist for the progressive rock group, Dream Theater, Mike Portnoy was born on April 20, 1967, and raised in Long Beach, New York. He became interested in music at a very young age; Portnoy said it himself, "It was inevitable that I'd become a musician.", and so he taught himself with only the help of music theory classes in high school. Around this time he bagan playing in local bands such as Intruder, Rising Power and Inner Sanctum, which actually released an album! But soon after recieving a scholarship for music, he attended Berklee College of Music in Boston, MA, where then he met the friends whom he would form a bond with that would lead to the arrangement of the progressive metal group known as Dream Theater (UK: Dream Theatre).
Portnoy is well known for his speed and endurance, winning many awards, including the Modern Drummers Award, which he said himself was his dream come true, and that he is living his dream. In many ways, he is better than the well-known Neil Peart of Rush. While Neil Peart is an amazing drummer, he is more the influence in this case, because Mike Portnoy by far surpasses the skills that Neil Peart has ever brought forth. Portnoy is also (or has also been) the drummer in other bands quite similar to that of Dream Theater, such as Liquid Tension Experiment, TransAtlantic, O.S.I. (Office of Strategic Influence), and few more, including a Rush tribute performance. He has not only played along side his fellow Dream Theater members John Petrucci, John Myung, James LaBrie, and Jordan Rudess, (with past member's who've come and gone), but as well as many other musicians in his past, such as Maggie Estep, Kevin Shirley, Doug Oberkircher, and Jay Beckenstein.
"Wow...I really love Mike Portnoy's style of drumming. I mean, not only are his chops most excellent, but look at that bass drum technique! It's like, how could anyone synchronize that many licks with their feet, while still keeping good rhythms going using both wrists? I don't know how he does it, but only one word can fit the description of talent that he holds: Godlike."
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A dildoe specifically for the purpose of rectal penetration.
do you think she is going to call you? Oh no, she is probably buying batteries for her Iron Mike right now.
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