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Rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE )

MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.

Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me

by God If He Was Straight August 31, 2022


police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako February 27, 2016


isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

by DankestNight March 18, 2023


spider rope police

A very shitty Spider-Man off brand

Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas

by Du Kidd April 28, 2023


Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023


Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023