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N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
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The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.
Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
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Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
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The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."
"Hey bro you see that chinese kid get bucket punched in Home Ec the other day?"
"No."
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A euphemism for anal fisting.
Dude, I saw that chick get butt punched at Aaron's bachelor party.
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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
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The sexual act of punching a woman in her "snapper" commonly known as vagina.
Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.
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