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the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird
nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.
nicole-yes i'm serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped
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The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.
Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
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Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.
I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.
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Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!
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To intensily flirt with eyes in order to make a dude or a woman come over.
-What are you doing staring at that guy- looking down smiling?
-Shhh!.... I'm eye raping this dude..
-What's, Eye rap-
-Hush!.... he's comming over!
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to be fucked in the ass, forcefully and unwillingly. the victim can be a man or woman, but the ass raper is always a dude.
prison guy #1:oh shit, there goes my soa...AHHHHH FUCK YOU
prison guy #2: shut up bitch and take it like a man
prison guy #3: dude, check out that guy getting ass raped,
he should have had a rope on that soap.
prison guy #4: i wish i could get some action
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Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.
X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."
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