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Sometimes, you're wrong.
"Rule Fifty-One" was the title of the 7th season finale of the TV show "NCIS," referring to Special Agent Gibbs' established 50 rules for being a special agent of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. At the end of the episode, in which he needed a lawyer, he went through a box with pieces of paper on which he'd written his rules, and one said, "#13 NEVER, EVER INVOLVE A LAWYER." He turned it over and wrote, "#51 SOMETIMES YOU'RE WRONG." A major admission for Gibbs, even to himself. If he can admit it, we all can.
DiNozzo: "Well, Ziva, it's like Ben Affleck said in 'The Hunt for Red October'... "
McGee: "Tony, Affleck didn't start playing Jack Ryan until 'The Sum of All Fears.' Alec Baldwin played Ryan in 'Red October.'"
DiNozzo: "Seriously, McGeek? YOU are challenging ME on a movie reference? I'm always right about these things, especially when Sean Connery is in the movie!"
Gibbs (slapping DiNozzo on the back of the head): "Rule 51."
DiNozzo: "Ow! Oh yeah: 'Sometimes, you're wrong.'"
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Any one who states that Clint Eastwood's westerns are stupid is a salad tossing faggot and shall be rounded up and shot for their ignorance.
Dumb Bitch:Dude High Plains Drifter was stupid.
Chris:Dude rule 9003, you better shut up.
Dumb Bitch: Well its true all he did was fuck some women, shoot some men, blow shit up, and then burn some shit down.
Chris:Fag. I'll get the fifty cal.
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Angry, midgit black man with torrits syndrome causing him to randomly yell things such as "hollllllllllah" & "it's muuuuuuuuurdah". Known to do duets with fat asses latino woman and black woman with speech inpediments. see J Lo & Ashanti.
Did you see that crazy black midgit who had been sniffing glue yelling weird shit?
Yeah, he was all Ja Rule n shit.
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Never screw over your partner.
Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.
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If it exsists, there is porn of it.
If there isn't porn of it yet, there will be.
Rule 34 states that because there isn't porn of Gerard way or Gerard Way anime yet, some will be made at some point.
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The prefix "Ja" means Candy Ass Bitch and "Rule" means Poser Geek. Case and point can be seen in that weak ass video of when he and Bennifer did the VMA's.
"Man, did you see Ja Rule pretend he was hard in that queer ass movie, he really pulled a "Ja Rule".
"Did you see that man with that teeny dick? Man... his parents really "Ja Ruled" him with their genes.
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Meaning to have been pwned; or in non internet junkie language, it means to get owned in a fight
John got JA-ruled at that fight last night
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