"The last thing I remember is drinking a Russian Wifebeater. Now I've lost everything I once held dear."
2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka
Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.
Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks
"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"
A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.
Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.
A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
A shot of Pepto-Bismal and Vodka. A smooth drink that takes care of the acid in your stomach and let's you party longer.
I did so many Pink Russians last night I felt like i did the whole Russian Hockey Team.
When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.