Deep Sea Double

When a woman is vaginally penetrated, in an aggressive manner, by two penises at the same time. Similar to a vaginal Parkering. It is distinguishable from double vaginal by the aggressive manner in which it is performed.

Kyle and I met this hot chick at the bar, went back to her place and gave her a Deep Sea Double.

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Operation Sea Lion

Noun: code name for the planned invasion of Great Britain by Nazi Germany in 1940 (German trans: "Unternehmen Seelöwe"); plan defeated by British forces on land, sea and air.

After Goering's Luftwaffe failed to achieve air superiority over Britain, Hitler was forced to cancel Operation Sea Lion.

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Deep Sea Snorkeling

When a man or woman goes down on/eats out a female.

Rick is a Deep Sea Snorkeler.

Rick was Deep Sea Snorkeling Michelle for hours on the washing machine.

Deep Sea Snorkel sessions can be reduced to "Snorkel" in conversation, such as:

Michelle loves being snorkeled.

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swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

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Sea Bass

Horribly Ugly; Disgusting

That pink and purple shirt is sea bass.

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Camp Sea Gull

28510 is where it's at. The best camp ever. Girls camp, Camp Seafarer. Camp Sea Gull has the hottest, preppiest boys on the East Coast. Best place in the world.

Best known for;
.lacoste shirts with popped collars
.seagull belt
.knot in swimband
.having at least one pair of rainbows
.being excellent sailors
.sending letters with cologne sprayed
.dancing in the cage to southern music
.trading shorts with seafarer girls on the pier
.being hot and preppy
.never taking off sunglasses, croakies

Sea Gull boy: Hey do you want to dance to this great southern music?

Seafarer girl: Yes of course!

-Later-

Sea Gull boy: Will you be my Susie?

Seafarer girl: Yeah! Will you be my Johnny?

*ties knot in swimband*

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Sea Lion

A sexy, secksy, smexy, smexican beast from Smexico. It is the most virile of all creatures, and the most deadly. It has been known to inseminate thirty-four different types of creatures in the span of fourteen seconds, and proceed to crush each and every one of them with its uberblubber at the same time because they looked at it funny. It also enjoys long crawls on the beach, mauling horseback riders, and it sucks ass at basketball. Often confused with a walrus, due to it's magnificent tusks.

Cocksucker: "Dude get out of the way, there's a sea lion coming through!"

Smegmatr0n: "No, you idiot, that's just a stupid whore walrus."

Sea Lion: "You motherfuckers actually confused me with a walrus? That's alright, it happens all the time.

*Splat*

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