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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023


Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018


Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted

by OGDURT May 29, 2019


jungle smart

an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.

This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.

You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.

by narclas September 5, 2017


Be smart not hard

Be smart not hard

Dylan be smart not hard

by Kolaoq September 21, 2021


smarteness

Smartness but diffrent

im not the smarteness

by The Meme fish April 3, 2024


If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024