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Big Dog Status

When a nibba has rep like the ocean has water.

"I got big dog status, it ain't no secret. LA DI DA DI DA, SLOB ON ME KNOB."

by Nick Big Dog February 23, 2018

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Super Shredder Status

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.

"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"

by WakaFlockaSauce June 23, 2011


Self-Esteem Status

A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.

Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status

Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(

nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu

brenda- you look way better than them!

Dave- shut up bitch

by brandon2k9 December 10, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


China Lake Status

The point at which a player of Call of Duty: Black Ops in the "Gun Game" is most likely going to earn credits back from the wager match. When the tier of the China Lake grenade launcher is obtained, there are only two more tiers to get kills with remaining in the game. China Lake Status almost guarantees that the player will be "in the money."

Mike: "I just got a kill with the M72 Law. I've got the China Lake now."

Logan: "Awesome! Now that you're on China Lake Status, you're most likely gonna win some credits from the wager match!"

by sittyNlogan November 23, 2010

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Throw Me the Statue

A great indie-pop band from Seattle. They don't really have any bad songs. Their best album is by far Creaturesque. Good to listen to if you're feeling down and need something to pick you up.

Dizzy from the Fall is the best song by Throw Me the Statue IMO.

by pseudonym this May 11, 2010

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Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre-Ex Status

A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.

by Ditno October 4, 2011