The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.
Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.
A shit shadow or velcro fart.
"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"
The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!
Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!
In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".
You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.
someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.
Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!
The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
jared has turd twat
eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.
Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.