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A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.
Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.
When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.
I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.
Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.
Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.
Chin Jon is a meme about the famous character ''Peter Griffin'' being depicted as the president of china. Chin Jon was competing with Quagmire for leadership of china. Quagmire attempted to assasinate chin jon by ordering that all fat people shall be killed...but chin jon being the awesome leader he is, survived this attack and now he rules china and the chinese citizens are very content with this.
Person 1: ''Dude, i can't believe chin jon survived the chin jon assasination attempt!''
Person 2: ''Yeah bruh, that's our glorious leader of china for you.''
One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.
"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"
A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.
-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT