1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.
My girl friend acted like a "Matthew Bushong" last night
a complete asshole who deserves no happiness. he ruins everything for everyone and can never make anyone happy. he uses girls for their body’s and when something goes wrong in the relationship he blames it on you. he makes it seem like nothing is his fault when he’s the bad guy. so basically the worse human alive.
friend 1- do you know matthew cabaza?
friend 2- yeah i heard he’s a dick though.
friend 1- he is.
When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.
Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!
An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.
“jack was acting so erratic, he was like Matthew Morris.”
A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone
God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley