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Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.
“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”
Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.
Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.
A Tool hater Is a person whom which loathes those who follow the most popular fad of the times. He or she bitches very frequently about just almost anything. They tend to often disagree with a LAWBANGER while jamming on their guitar
A hater is a person close to a tool hater
A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.
Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.
Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.
carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."
carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"
Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.
A person with red hair who believes that just because they can bench press alot of weight makes them a more amazing person.
Carrot-top is such a Ginger Tool.
Vahe can bench press over 300 lbs., he is such a Ginger Tool.