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Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"

"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."

by Maya Ari February 28, 2017


Vegan

Vegan is a word often used by a person who goes by the online name of "Blair".
It is often used as an insult towards another person.

blair: YOU FUCKING DONKEY LIPPED VEGAN TALBE CON ARTIST BITCH
dan: damn i felt that :(

by //Mr. Pumpkin Head\\ December 29, 2018


vegan

person with green hair

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020


Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.

Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.

by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023


Vegan

(Verb)
To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan

Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan

Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.

by Muffin Moon May 29, 2017


Vegans

People who try to support overpopulation.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”

by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024


Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.

*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?

by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019