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wizards pegging

When a magic couple from The Harry Potter universe drinks polyjuice potion with each other’s hair in it, then proceeds to have intense intercourse.

“Yo do you think Ron and Hermione are into wizards pegging?”

Who tf starts a conversation like that???”

by MrPanos September 20, 2021


Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017


wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 09, 2023


Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 29, 2023


Space wizard

A person who is over the age of 30 and still a virgin

Bro that guys at the comic book store was such a space wizard

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019


African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021


Wicked Wizard

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"

"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"

by Prestie June 02, 2007