Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

Chair

Even more plug.

That outfit is so chair!

Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy

Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

Chair

Something you sit on

Go and sit on the chair